typette:

tadelesmith:

is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it? 

here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!

the subtle music in the background is what makes this

oh my god the narration so matter of fact

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lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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stumblesandgrace:

We got Mally’s hair cut a few days ago, and she requested it be “really very short” so I can “put sour cream in it and it can be spiky!”. Again, the hairdresser was reluctant to give her what she asked for, and Mally was talked around to a longer (but still very cute) ‘do.

This afternoon she asked me if I could make her hair purple again, and as I was spraying it she started styling it up. I asked if she wanted help and she accepted, and together we created this.

"I’m a punk rocker, mummy!" she exclaimed with glee as she jumped around in front of the mirror.

 And of course no rock chic look is complete without badly applied black and red eye shadow.. Malorie has the look down pat.

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deathbeforediet:

camwhoreconfessional:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Wow, that’s awesome!

!

deathbeforediet:

camwhoreconfessional:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Wow, that’s awesome!

!

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My dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and I always thought that was kind of dumb, because I could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world. Not even by far and I always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice. 

And then one day I met the most beautiful woman in the world.

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